quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It was confusing and full of hummus
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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