i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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