My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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