Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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