yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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