I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
i think my cat just said my name.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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