Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
COCAINE IS GR8
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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