no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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