Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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