Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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