The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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