I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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