So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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