they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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