How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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