I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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