I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I am puke
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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