are you still at the devil's house?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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