you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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