She tied me up with her honor cords...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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