Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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