bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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