i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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