I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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