everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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