guys are not supposed to queef...right?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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