Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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