I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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