Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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