i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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Be still, my beating vagina.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm always down for nudity.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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