Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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