Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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