My boss' voice literally gives me gas
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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