you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We have started to decorate penises.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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