The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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