im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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