capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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