haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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