the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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