16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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