listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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