In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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