if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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