You're completely useless in the revolution.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
How naked do you want me to be?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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