I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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