Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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