roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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