how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Still dying that you shit outside
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I have feelings that need drinking.
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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