New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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