This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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