I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
it glows. i had to have it.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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